Hi Clint, so I heard you like wood grain and laptops with lots of ports...I present you the inspiron 8200. And yes it has a floppy drive, serial, IR, SPDIF, and more. :
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Dell Inspiron 8200 Review | theVooner.com
Dell Inspiron 8200 Review | theVooner.com
Construction - Under the Hood (continued) - Dell Inspiron 8200 Pentium 4-M 2.0GHz
DELL INSPIRON 8100 PENTIUM III, 1000 MHz XP PRO 512 MB Ram, 40 gb HD, NVidia – ASA College: Florida
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